What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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