So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
