you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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