Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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