i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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