So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just gargled with NyQuil
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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