can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
do nipples grow back?
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