Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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