im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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