that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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