i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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