I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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