Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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