sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Little spoons don't ask big questions
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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