I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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