shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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