So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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