I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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