We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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