i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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