What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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