I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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