i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Text me some of your sweat
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
