of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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