We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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