somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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