You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Randomize