You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
