We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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