I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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