Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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