The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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