So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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