I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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