I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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