i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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