dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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