If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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