One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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