Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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