party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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