Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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