just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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