yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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