I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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