wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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