If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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