Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
where am i from again
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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