I want to make a zoo with you.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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