we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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