its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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