I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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