The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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