Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
These tits shall not be calmed
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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