she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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