This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
